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Catching this monster was gonna be harder than I thought, so I try reading the book 'CATCHING CRIMINALS FOR DUMMIES'. It's pretty hard to turn the pages while driving at the same time. I try reading 'READING A BOOK WHILE DRIVING FOR DUMMIES' but encounter similiar problems. Should've got the audiobook, I guess.Keeping my eyes on the road while simultaneously reading a book is obviously quite tricky, so I just read the book and ignore the road. Apologies to any pedestrians I might've hit. Justice is blind!Still the criminal eludes me. Clearly he's as cunning as I am handsome.

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So I leap out of the car (probably should've tried to park it first – oh well) and decide to take nice walk around the city. Maybe I'll have more luck destroying crime forever and ever and ever on foot? “What a beautiful day!” say the teacher.Oh cool! This must be a 'day describing' class! Better get this down if I don't want to flunk.I quickly write down 'WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY' in my notebook.

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Except I don't have a notebook, so I just write it on my desk. Except I don't have a pen, so I try to carve it into my desk with my pickaxe.This turns out not to be such a good idea.The teacher walks over the remains of my desk and storms out of the classroom in disgust. Maybe higher education isn't for me. Perhaps a new career instead? One of the City Life skins let me dress as the Bandit?! Aka, the criminal!

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Aka the crook! Aka the man who ruined my entire life and probably my death too somehow.But hang on. Perhaps this is the break in the case I've been looking for! If I disguise myself as the bandit, he'll never suspect me of being a crime-fighter, and I can get the drop on him. He'll just think I was a big fan of his work and that I'd decided to cosplay as him.Ho ho ho – what an idiot!I'm gonna go undercover - but can I be convinicing as a dirty criminal when I'm really the Greatest Person of All Time?

I run around the city, loudly talking about how lonely it iss being a crook and how much I'd love a fellow crook to commit dastardly deeds with and to hold my hand for moral support when I'm commiting burglaries. Wierdly, this doesn't work.Hmmm, perhaps my disguise isn't good enough? To look more convincing, I start looting more shops, smashing windows and lining my pretty pockets with piles of stolen goods. Not because I want to do this – of course not! - I just need to look like a convincing criminal.And if that meant I was going to have to own lots of nice things without paying for them, well. That was a risk I was willing to take. That's just how noble I am.

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